Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 15:20:33
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar
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I reckon its a conspiracy Ox m8 - i bet there's a Sunday Driver web site where they discuss the best way to piss people off - they probably meet up and tell stories,give out tips over a hot chocolate and jaffers.
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 15:56:30
barmy_carmy 250cc Rider
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I no what I'd like to do to Volvo drivers,but it's illegal. I got a blue mohican hairdo on my helmet, and Alien eyes holovisor. Usually a tweek on the throttle and me peering round behind Dave usually they will move over.
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 17:01:34
vibro 1300cc Superstar
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the phrase ritual killing springs to mind
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 17:01:30
scunjee 1300cc Superstar
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oi...whats wrong wiv volvo's?
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 20:54:45
LCGirl 125cc Learner
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So its true...they really are all out to get us. 'cept here we have the Range Rover brigade too....wa"%&rs
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 22:22:18
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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oi don't start on the 4 x 4 drivers again i come under that catagory.
I shout at everyone if they drive like a prick.
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 23:07:59
jules 600cc Boy Racer
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Hey, I drive a volvo and im not a wanker
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 00:41:36
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it aint just the volvo drivers or indeed the 4X4 brigade, what about the farmers, sales reps, mums on the school run,ikkle old ladies/or gents, chavs of assorted types,hgv drivers, caravaners,bus drivers, tourists, and the rest of the terminaly bewildered and myopic halfwits that is the great driving public. Oh and dont forget that twat clarkson.
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 01:19:06
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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thats what i said bear i call anyone that drives crap a prick lol
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 06:37:59
jayr1cooper 750cc Boy Racer
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volvo drivers own the road dont any of you know that its in the manual, my m8 had a run in with a volvo driver that ended in him kicking his door, leaving a huge dent and then fecked off
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 10:22:39
firebladebabe 1300cc Superstar
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taxi drivers are wanker up here they think they own the road and can do u turns in front of you greenock taxi drivers are satin spawn
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 12:35:14
the_grim_reaper 1000cc Pro Racer
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I have conducted a study into the worst driven cars and the results are, in reverse order:
Iiiiiiiiin 3: The BMW X5, rich twats who think they are superior to all other road users.
Iiiiiiiiin 2: The Mercedes A class, clueless idiots who think they bought a 'Merc' but didn't realise that it's just an unstable piece of shite.
Iiiiiiiin 1: The Hyundai Accent, I don't know what it is but they are all driven by complete arseholes, old, young, it doesn't matter.
And Bully's special prize: A special mention has to go to the Citroen Saxo, kevved up, caned to the limit of their ability and driven by Chav twats who think that they are immortal.
Cheers
Grim
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-24 12:59:10
Melancholy_Baby 600cc Boy Racer
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heheheh
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-25 06:21:44
notsokwiknick 1000cc Pro Racer
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i got a volvo but i refuse to drive it on sundays !
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-25 12:42:52
graz79 250cc Rider
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while I have had more than my share of runins with idiots in tin cans lets not forget the sunday power range clad bikers.
knee down on blind bends on the wrong side then compain cos the bus failed to get out of their way.
these are the ones pushing up your insurance and the ones who get us all the bad press.
and Grim you forgot white van man at 4:15 on a friday who has one drop to do before he is going home.
Sunday Volvo Wankers - Posted on 2005-01-23 15:05:51
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