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New Zealand
Ole vas verking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut
>off all ten of his fingers. He vent to da mergency room in the clinik and
>vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da
>fingers and I'll see vhat I can do."
>
> Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers." "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got
>da finkers?" he said. "Lord -it's 2007! Ve's got microsurgery and all
>kinds of incredible techniques. I could haff put dem back on and made you
>like new! Vhy didn't you brink da fingers?
>
> To vhich Ole says . . . "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"