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so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-04 11:45:53

savage_riden_kiwi
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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-04 12:00:04
hagasan 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, January 05, 2007 Posts: 125 Location: cleveland United Kingdom	and your ALWAYS bloody right too

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-04 21:27:36
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol brilliant,, see iv been sayin this all along lol

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-05 00:44:32
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	and u cant get a hard on

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-05 08:51:39
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	fabulous kiwi lol and so true

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-05 09:07:42
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	wrong froog they can get as many hard-ons as they want

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-05 09:11:12
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl@fish .......... very good and very true i may add lol

	so good to be a woman, hehee - Posted on 2007-02-05 14:44:37
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	totally agree

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