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The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-04 11:35:33

savage_riden_kiwi
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

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	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-05 09:19:44
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl ......... oh but it is lol

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-05 14:38:31
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	absolutely lol

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-05 19:00:06
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl good one , lol

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-05 20:44:06
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very good savage

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-02-06 10:42:26
Brother_Of_Sab 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 Posts: 201 Location: Newcastle United Kingdom	HAHAHA Well now i know how to explain it to my kids when i get some =]

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-05-18 00:07:06
bill 125cc Learner Joined: Saturday, June 18, 2005 Posts: 17 Location: Volendam Netherlands	Aint that the truth

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-05-18 00:11:27
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	yeh it is..

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-05-18 07:48:43
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl....nice one! it sure aint a life sentence! lol

	The bride tells her husband - Posted on 2007-05-18 11:30:05
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, niced one

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