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MEN, - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:47:58

daisyduke
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. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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	MEN, - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:52:37
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	pure shite

	MEN, - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:52:18
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	lol daisy..didnt u post this uva day? still good tho...quite agree hun! lol

	MEN, - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:53:21
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	How do we know GOD is a man? coz if god WERE A WOMAN, SPERM WUD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE! lol

	MEN, - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:55:57
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	caps , soz why are women so bad at maths? becoz blokes keep telling em that this {-----------} is 12 inches! roflmao btw, soz chadz! hehehe

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