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    CHAVS - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:35:19

daisyduke
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Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the a*se. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

 

 

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   CHAVS - Posted on 2007-02-03 21:41:41

blondie
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oi.. me and boys say INNIT ..lol..and we aint chavs..just common! lol

 

 



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