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Buying a car...... - Posted on 2007-02-02 15:42:03

flyin2wheeler
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A lady walks into an expensive car dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."

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	Buying a car...... - Posted on 2007-02-02 16:00:51
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Brilliant one pmsl

	Buying a car...... - Posted on 2007-02-02 22:15:24
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	bit of an old one but still good

	Buying a car...... - Posted on 2007-02-03 04:05:10
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	lol..good one!

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