Colin 1000cc Pro Racer
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and mouth hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from although her face looks very familiar. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he was ever unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No sir, I'm your son's maths teacher."
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Old but funny! - Posted on 2007-02-01 20:31:01
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar
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Old but funny! - Posted on 2007-02-01 13:28:20
