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Made me laugh! - Posted on 2007-01-31 13:27:52

Colin
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Material Safety Data Sheet Women MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: WO DISCOVER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but know to vary from 40-200Kg OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Very effective cleaning agents. TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

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	Made me laugh! - Posted on 2007-01-31 14:31:00
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl,, colin thats so not true lol,,

	Made me laugh! - Posted on 2007-01-31 14:36:50
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	I'm saying nothing lol

	Made me laugh! - Posted on 2007-01-31 16:34:04
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	Sent this to my boyfriend and he think's that his version of this thing called woman is faulty, he can't send it back as there's no return address.... can anyone help?

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