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clever thinking - Posted on 2007-01-24 12:20:32

Colin
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for ?100 on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five ?20 notes, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

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	clever thinking - Posted on 2007-01-24 13:28:21
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	heard it b4 but its still funny ............ can u imagine if that really happened lol her face would look like a smacked arse lol

	clever thinking - Posted on 2007-01-24 14:34:28
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	ha ha like that one , i must be strange roeby cos id crack up lol,,

	clever thinking - Posted on 2007-01-24 16:29:46
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	nice one...he was probably gay then! pmsl

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