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joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 12:13:05

Colin
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland to Ireland asked the Irish Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head d own to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the Custom's official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

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	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 13:22:43
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl fantastic lol

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 18:54:55
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	LOL!!!

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 20:09:40
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 20:40:34
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	ROFLMAO...excellent! chadz mite even like this one! lol :)

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 21:03:23
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	the pope wont tho... :)

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 21:05:12
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	maybe chadz is the pope? lol

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-24 21:06:59
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	nvr thot of that

	joke - Posted on 2007-01-25 07:39:01
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	mite be blonde bruv, but there is a brain in me head! lol oh yer, i forgot, im a bleached blonde, thats prob why! lol..hey, do you think he is the pope? pmsl

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