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1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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pmsl, will be sending this one to a few people who i know will agree
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:36:52
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are u blondies twin sister?
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:38:16
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Christ I hope not............!
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:38:58
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dont let chadz read this thread ffs
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:41:54
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*Sends blinkers and large mittens to chadz*
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:44:02
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pmsl,, i thought that too froog !!! lol good one daisy hehe
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:54:21
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froog how did you guess, we are actually twins seperated at birth lol
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 19:56:19
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Well Blondie got the breasts, did you get the asre?
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 23:28:12
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i was gonna say that myself........but uve got to let em believe that they mean somethin.
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 23:49:37
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know a few blokes who will disagree with this entirely...I ll send it to them hehehe
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-23 23:54:36
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OI!!!!!!!!!
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-24 10:16:33
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only just seen this one!! pmsl daisy...nice one TWIN...oi, chadz, you shouldnt have bothered looking!! nice one daisy...oi OX, cheeky bugger!!! well, you got the cock by all accounts, judging by the size of that safety pin she gave yer!!! roflmao :P
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-24 13:26:12
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another harsh but fair statement lol
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-24 20:14:07
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only just seen this one!! pmsl daisy...nice one TWIN...oi, chadz, you shouldnt have bothered looking!! nice one daisy...oi OX, cheeky bugger!!! well, you got the cock by all accounts yes but you did touch it, judging by the size of that safety pin she gave yer!!! roflmao :P
This is why its dangerous to play with quotes
Blondie knows i did this and why, so no additions pls.
Men are Like - Posted on 2007-01-24 20:37:34
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