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Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 09:51:54

gfisher
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Dear All, At last!! A decent chain letter, as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your male mates. INSTRUCTIONS. Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 Miss Worlds 2.5 Models 463 Wild nymphos 3,234 Good-looking nymphos 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms 40,198 Bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER. One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend, (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages. YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS MESSAGE. This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities, (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it. PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

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	Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 10:06:12
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, October 03, 2005 Posts: 416 Location: huddersfield United Kingdom	thats awesome i'll bear that in mind but you siad it would cost nothing what about post and packaging

	Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 12:18:10
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	ha ha very good, thinks maybe this is an idea us girlies can addopt lol

	Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 19:03:47
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	errr lol! we did that once... but with knickers LOL

	Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 19:17:59
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol loz,, lets face it the knickers are less iritating lol awaits the slap lol

	Chain Letter for men - Posted on 2007-01-18 19:33:18
bazzoka 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Thursday, November 11, 2004 Posts: 175 Location: . United Kingdom	Thats fantastic that is mate. really good. PMSL

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