FOR THE GALS..................................... - Posted on 2007-01-08 22:41:52
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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What should you say to a bloke whose chat up line is:"do you wanna sit on my face?"........................"Why, is your nose bigger than your penis?" roflmao
How does a bloke keep a woman screaming after climax?.............he wipes his d*ck on the curtains (hey bruv, that aint 4 u, honest! lol)
How stupid are blokes about money?................only a man would pay £500 for a car and bung a £4,000 stereo in it!!!!!!!!!!
my fave..................
3 birds were having a larf, comparing their blokes love techninques to cars: 1st bird says: 'my lovers like a rolls royce...sophisticated and comfortable'
2nd bird says 'mine lovers like a ferrari...fast and powerful'
3rd bird days 'well. my lovers like an old morris minor........you have to start him by hand and jump on wen he gets going'
hey, how many morris minors out there? roflmao
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FOR THE GALS..................................... - Posted on 2007-01-08 22:54:44
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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I'm an Austin A30
Define me . . . . . .
FOR THE GALS..................................... - Posted on 2007-01-08 22:56:30
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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FFS..have to ruin it dont yer? u menop git lol muwahhhhhhhhhhh
FOR THE GALS..................................... - Posted on 2007-01-08 22:41:52
