If your scooter has more miles rolling to the bike shop to get chrome than to the local tavern to get a beer.
· If you won't drink a beer unless it has a lime in it.
· If you think the term “ol lady” refers to the 75 year old battle ax that lives two houses down.
· If you ever skipped a bike night because you didn't have time to clean the scooter.
· If you toss out a T-shirt because it got an oil or grease stain.
· If you get more excited watching your buddy flash his new chrome than his ol lady flashing her new tits.
· If the first anniversary of your new scooter comes before its 5000 mile service.
· If the bar you hang at serves drinks with umbrellas in them.
· If you ever told your ol lady to “go put a bra on” because her T-shirt showed too much nipple.
· If you and/or your ol' lady walk around the bike show in chaps when it's 90 freaking degrees outside. (unless the ol' lady just has a thong on with her chaps of course)
· If you get offended by the gals dirty dancing with each other on top of the picnic table you are grubbing at.
· If you have ever opted not to stop at a café or bar because there were scooters parked out front.
You just might be a biker if..... - Posted on 2006-12-26 09:49:02
