a little xmas quiz!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-12-24 18:05:58
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>>Test for Dementia
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>>Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
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>>Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>>Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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>>First Question:
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>>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
>>What position are you in?
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>>Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take
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>>Try not to screw up next time.
>>Now answer the second question,
>>But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
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>>Second Question:
>>If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
>>wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>>You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>Third Question:
>>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a
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>>Calculator. Try it.
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>>Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add
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>>Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
>>Now add 10. What is the total?
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>>Did you get 5000?
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>>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>>Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>>Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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>>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
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>>Did you Answer Nunu?
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>>Her name is Mary. Read the question
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>>Okay, now the bonus round:
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>>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>Imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>>Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! The purchase is
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>>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
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>>He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>>It's really very simple.... Like you!
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>>PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
>>SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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