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    a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:49:23

mandi6763
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Subject: Christmas Present! > > A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new >girlfriend. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided >after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right >note, not too romantic and not too personal. > >He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of >white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at >the same time. > >During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister >got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking Ron sealed the >package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:- > >Dear Sasha, > >I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go >out in the evenings If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen >the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to >remove > >These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me >the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly >soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in >them even though they were a little bit tight on her. > >She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and >shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. > >I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many >other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. > >When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they >will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my >lips will kiss them during the coming year. > >I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. > > >All my love > > > >Ron. > > > >P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur >showing. > > >

 

 

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   a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 11:26:47

r1froog
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so what happened next?

 

   a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 20:57:09

mandi6763
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stop making it hard froog lol

 

   a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 21:32:29

r1froog
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im always hard mandi,,,its the viagras,,honest.

 

   a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-23 21:25:10

fredcbr6uk
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very funny mandi

 

 



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