a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:49:23
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar
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Subject: Christmas Present!
>
> A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
>girlfriend. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
>after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right
>note, not too romantic and not too personal.
>
>He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
>white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at
>the same time.
>
>During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister
>got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking Ron sealed the
>package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-
>
>Dear Sasha,
>
>I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
>out in the evenings If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen
>the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to
>remove
>
>These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
>the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
>soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in
>them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
>
>She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
>shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
>
>I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many
>other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
>
>When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they
>will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my
>lips will kiss them during the coming year.
>
>I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
>
>
>All my love
>
>
>
>Ron.
>
>
>
>P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur
>showing.
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>
>
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a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 11:26:47
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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so what happened next?
a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 20:57:09
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar
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stop making it hard froog lol
a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-22 21:32:29
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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im always hard mandi,,,its the viagras,,honest.
a christmas present - Posted on 2006-12-23 21:25:10
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