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Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:18:50

Colin
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After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, John notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery" she replies

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	Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 11:29:20
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	oh shit

	Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 14:02:58
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 Posts: 999 Location: Nottingham United Kingdom	that is so funny ill stop laughing in a bit lol

	Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 17:39:10
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	oh dear lol big sniggers

	Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 17:47:48
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	ouch......time for a cool sharp Harp!!!!

	Oh dear - Posted on 2006-12-22 19:17:51
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	brilliant

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