On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-21 21:05:23
mathewp 400cc Rider
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How does it go again?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve Jota's drumming,
Eleven katana's screaming,
Ten LC's a-siezing,
Nine ninja's dashing,
Eight blades a-pinking,
Seven gixers a-racing,
Six cbr's,
Five goldwings,
Four thunderbirds,
Three Velocettes,
Two Triumph twins,
And Rusty Kawasaki
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-21 22:37:00
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar
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Brilliant! lol
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-21 23:11:34
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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ouch..........kawasakis are great!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 09:30:09
darcey 1300cc Superstar
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good one Mathew
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 09:37:58
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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FFS i must be really loved, ive 4 of them Kawasakis!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:03:34
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer
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Good one mate
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:19:12
bear 1300cc Superstar
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12 Days of Christmas
December 14, 1992
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always,
Agnes
December 15, 1992
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift.
They are just adorable.
All my love,
Agnes
December 16, 1992
Dear John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.
All my love,
Agnes
December 17, 1992
Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 1992
Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it.
Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 1992
Dear John:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh?
These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
Please stop.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 1992
John:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those freaking birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 1992
O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows.
There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smartass.
Agnes
December 22, 1992
Hey ****head:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And Christ do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds.
What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.
You'll get yours !
Agnes
December 23, 1992
You rotten prick:
Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long.
Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of ****. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned.
I'm calling the police on you !
Agnes
December 24, 1992
Listen Fuckhead:
What's with those eleven lords a leaping on those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 1992
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein.
The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight.
With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Law Offices of Badger, ****** and Chole
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 10:32:15
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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Seen that one before bear. Nice one mate been trying to find it meself
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-22 21:27:33
mathewp 400cc Rider
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Love kawasaki's myself, we've got a ZX9R & a Z1100 shaft outfit for our sins.
But you've got to admit "And a ruuuuusty Honda" just does not work after 15 pints.
been experimenting
How does "And a ruuuuusty duuuucaaatii" grab you.
Every drink lots over xmas and see which works best.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-23 02:33:05
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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kawa have 2 good bikes.
zx636
zx10
the rest r pish
ok
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-23 09:12:04
bear 1300cc Superstar
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ahhh but what about the iconic and mighty Z1 or the mad 2 stroke tripples H1 and H2 proper bikes they were not these plastic crotch rockets that are about now.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-23 21:18:20
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent - Posted on 2006-12-21 21:05:23
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