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man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 12:41:43

Colin
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The husband had just finished reading a new book, called "You can be the Man of your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have all the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.....then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?".... His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess...."

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	man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 13:29:55
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl brilliant!!!!

	man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 17:40:30
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	hehe good one

	man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 18:47:37
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, very good

	man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 19:49:38
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Posts: 862 Location: derbyshire United Kingdom	coz the vow is rite ...wats hers is hers and wats yours is too ....ducks gor cover

	man of the house - Posted on 2006-12-15 21:27:35
Brother_Of_Sab 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 Posts: 201 Location: Newcastle United Kingdom	I Like It!

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