i would of just said Merry Xmas but... - Posted on 2006-12-14 18:34:44
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar
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From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of
the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007,
but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
orientation of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: -
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights
of the wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first;
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to "Father Christmas", "Santa Claus",
"our Lord", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply
any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.
Your statutory rights are not affected.
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i would of just said Merry Xmas but... - Posted on 2006-12-14 18:44:43
hondamad 600cc Boy Racer
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i accept........i think............. but the trouble is i dnt no what im agreeing to because i cant read lol hm
i would of just said Merry Xmas but... - Posted on 2006-12-14 19:25:06
kazncol 400cc Rider
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and a very merry xmas and happy new year to you too daisyduke oh and phil aswell from kazncol xxxxxxxxxxxxx
i would of just said Merry Xmas but... - Posted on 2006-12-15 11:29:27
scooter_bob 600cc Boy Racer
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The party of the second part also wishes the party of the first part the same documentation as mentionioned in paragraph one and all succeding subparts of the aformentioned non-binding statement.
i would of just said Merry Xmas but... - Posted on 2006-12-15 17:38:30
ana 1300cc Superstar
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