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blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 23:32:34

hipchick
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>>POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR >>A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to >>her mother overseas.When the man told her it would cost 300.00, >>she exclaimed: "But I don't have enough money. >>But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother. >>The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he >>asked."Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised."Well then, just >>follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room. >>The blonde did as she was told and followed the man."Come in and >>close the door," the man said.She did.He then said, "Now get on >>your knees."She did."Now take down my zipper."She did."Now go >>ahead... take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it >>with both hands... >>then paused. >>The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead."The blonde >>slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding itclose to >>her lips, tentatively said.......... "Hello, mom, can you hear me?" >

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	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 23:36:44
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	and did her mum reply?

	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 00:01:12
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	well was her mom okay?

	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 00:01:54
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	it was probably a DONG number.

	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 11:55:03
hastie 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 195 Location: catterick United Kingdom	Did she pay for the call,and did she get a paki at the answering centre.........lol

	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 12:15:38
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol,, as a blonde even i know youd have to dial first lol pmsl,, hastie wb ello

	blonde joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 12:23:24
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	yeah but it didnt have any buttons lol

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