Colin 1000cc Pro Racer
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A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.
The biker sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each and Turner Brown".
The little guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The biker kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks, "Are you Ok??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The biker says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
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biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 14:23:25
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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I dunno, shouldn't that read
A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.
The biker sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, turn around".
Little guy faints etc.
??
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 14:38:26
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer
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Should have read.A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.
The biker sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each and Turner Brown".
The little guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The biker kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks, "Are you Ok??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The biker says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 15:38:43
ana 1300cc Superstar
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lol,, i got it ?? lol
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 21:38:01
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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so what happened next?? did the wee guy recover??and did he kick turner browns 3lb balls,or did he run like fcuk.
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 00:10:09
gixxer 1300cc Superstar
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i agree with froog, what happened next ? we're all agog...
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 11:00:37
TC 1300cc Superstar
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hey, speak for yourself, i ain't no gog...
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 19:46:12
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I got it, very good lol
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-15 14:55:46
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ty for explaining pmsl
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-16 09:05:18
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biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 12:19:02
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 14:23:25
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-13 15:38:43
biker joke - Posted on 2006-12-14 00:10:09
