a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 11:55:17
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel
the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her Mother
was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and
were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the
sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the
ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went
in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great
big Christmas tree and a beautiful smile. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa.....Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?".......................................
...........
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
pmsl
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a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 12:37:24
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hehehehehe
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 13:19:14
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I don't understand..............
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 16:24:28
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ohhhh errr lol, good one
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 21:18:12
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pmsl, i'll never look at a fairy on the tree the same again.
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 21:25:17
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very good, im impressed
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 21:40:17
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sounds like santas life is much like mine.
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 00:45:58
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Do you mean stuffed Fred...Oh I used to love my grannys fairy she was all in home dressed clothing a bit like Cinderella with glitter all over her wand and wings.
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 01:03:48
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So was the borbles the elves testicles???
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 01:06:28
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? eh ? lol bless
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 01:35:36
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hey,brown eyes,,,,u do my head in,,,,.
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 15:13:38
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pmsl good one wrossi
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-09 16:02:40
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lol nice one
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-10 22:43:19
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a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 11:55:17
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 12:37:24
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 13:19:14
a christmas story lol - Posted on 2006-12-08 16:24:28
