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Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 15:08:28

Kawaha
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Have we done the 'Chav' thing before?? Oh well here goes anyway..... Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "Will the defendant please rise" Q. Why did the chav cross the road ? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit ? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the ar*e. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Bigmac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

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	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 15:14:24
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Very good lol

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 15:42:35
Brother_Of_Sab 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 Posts: 201 Location: Newcastle United Kingdom	Lol... love the last one

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 16:57:44
nuty 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, November 12, 2004 Posts: 183 Location: in a pint of scrumpy United Kingdom	lol guess im not the only 1 who owns a copy of zoo mag joke book then he he he he

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 17:05:57
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	yes, very good!

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 19:17:29
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	i fell off my chair at the last one :)

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-29 21:37:38
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	that actually was hysterical, had tears rolling down my face xxxx well done ohhh and hi nuty xxxxxxx

	Chavs - Posted on 2006-11-30 21:32:09
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	old but so so funny, cheers

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