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englishmam,welshman,scotsman......and an octopus
the octopus sez i can play any instrument u give me
englishman gives him a guitar the octopus plays like jimi hendrix
welshman gives him a piano..octopus plays like elton john
scotsman gives him bagpipes...octopus starts fumbling about with it.....scotsman sez ha cant play it can u
octopus sez when i manage to hold its legs still im gonna shag its brains out
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joke - Posted on 2006-11-28 16:46:50
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uhhhhhhh lol
joke - Posted on 2006-11-28 19:03:28
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i take it,,it was a male octopus then? if so,,did it get its wicked way,,
joke - Posted on 2006-11-29 09:45:54
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bet it was a noisy shag!
joke - Posted on 2006-11-29 13:56:32
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must have been iv herd them scots doent come quietly ..pmsl
joke - Posted on 2006-11-29 15:49:58
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Damn lucky Octopus
joke - Posted on 2006-11-29 17:08:16
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