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    Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-28 15:17:43

Kawaha
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 Alot of you have probably heard it before what wat the hell it made me giggle!! A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

 

 

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   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-28 16:21:25

son_of_smids
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 lol

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-28 16:46:08

ana
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 he he he he

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-29 16:00:22

Brother_Of_Sab
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 Thanks For The Warnin :| I'll Make The Most Then Whilst I Can Then lol

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-29 17:07:33

suzuki_goddess
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 very good!

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-29 18:36:01

gfisher
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 Heard it before? I am that christmass tree! not funny now what I need is some help and assistance from some caring young lady - or two, to help me overcome this disability.

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-11-30 21:34:38

fredcbr6uk
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 brilliant

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-12-02 08:02:24

darcey
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 No i havent heard that..I liked that and I am going to send it to my cousin in Kingscliffe who thinks he has the giant red wood.

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-12-02 15:20:58

daisyduke
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 not heard it before excellent pmsl

 
   Christmas Tree - Posted on 2006-12-02 15:28:36

KaptainKwak
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 You obviously havent met me then

 
 



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