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2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-20 06:58:11

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Two Polish scientists were studying frogs. The take a frog out of his cage and say "Jump frog jump", the frog jumps 10 feet. They write down in their book "With 4 legs, Frog jumps 10 feet" The cut off one leg and repeat "jump frog jump", this time the frog only jumps 5 feet, so in the book goes "With 3 legs, frog jumps 5 feet" They cut off a second leg and repeats "Jump frog jump" and this time the poor guy only jumps 2 feet. So they write in the book "With 2 legs frog jumps feet". They then cut off a third leg and say "jump frog jump" this time the frog only makes it 6 inches. The write in their book "With 1 leg frog jumps 6 inches" They finally cut off the frogs last leg and say "Jump frog jump", nothing happens, so they repeat "jump frog jump", again nothing happens. They continue this for another five minutes without a response from the frog at all. They write in their journal. Upon conclusion, Frogs with no legs go deaf!

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	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-20 11:45:28
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, October 03, 2005 Posts: 416 Location: huddersfield United Kingdom	lol wicked one mate

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-20 15:46:32
scooter_bob 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, October 28, 2006 Posts: 110 Location: Chicago United States	...good one...

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-20 15:49:51
yellowmanhu 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 Posts: 151 Location: Siofok Hungary	so thta why there are so many frogs legs for sale-yummy

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-20 17:09:16
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	pmsl

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-21 09:30:31
Brother_Of_Sab 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 Posts: 201 Location: Newcastle United Kingdom	Lol thats greet am i the only one that when i was lookin at the forums list and saw this one i thought polish [like metal polish] scientists... or is that just me?

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-21 13:07:19
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Just you :D

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-21 21:05:57
Brother_Of_Sab 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 Posts: 201 Location: Newcastle United Kingdom	Haha feek off man ox lol

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-23 08:12:29
scooter_bob 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, October 28, 2006 Posts: 110 Location: Chicago United States	and the frog replied... "If you want to see me realy jump now, bring in a sexy lady frog."

	2 Polish scientists - Posted on 2006-11-23 19:00:05
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	but hes no legs left,,so how can he jump.?????ah,his ikkle 5th leggie,,ure clever bob.

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