Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer
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cheshire
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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,
Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that
the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to sh*t
yourself when I tell you the price."
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Lady And BMW - Posted on 2006-11-16 16:10:01
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star
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huddersfield
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Lady And BMW - Posted on 2006-11-15 20:33:51
