Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer
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GOD & THE BIKER
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.
" The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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God & The Biker - Posted on 2006-11-16 16:09:31
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star
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wicked lol pmsl
God & The Biker - Posted on 2006-11-16 19:39:48
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God & The Biker - Posted on 2006-11-15 20:32:11
God & The Biker - Posted on 2006-11-16 19:39:48
