Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 00:34:00
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Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,
"Find more immigrants for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
British crazy!? They work all year,
to keep the welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for British race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Afghanistan!
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Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 01:46:16
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never a true word..................
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 08:57:12
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yep
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 09:13:11
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some tory mp got in a lot of trouble for sending this as an email to a lot of folk lol. Boris johnson was one of those tut tuting (a more incometant halfwitted oaf you couldnt find in the commons).
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 11:56:37
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very good and unfortunatly very true .......... i'm sure thats how they see us .......... so who's the stupid ones?
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 12:35:15
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this is not a new thing its been around for years now originally the country was oompaland or summat and thus was not deemed to be racist as no such country existed. the tory mp said pakistan and was totaly condemed by the rest of her party who presumably want to be seen as a fluffy non right wing party wont work no one believes in cambel or the rest of the incompetant chinless ones.
not that blair and his bunch of cowboys are any better mind.
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-14 16:55:57
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too true too true
Illegal Immigrants Poem - Posted on 2006-11-15 12:17:59
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has there been mass protest to downing street about closing the doors yet?.....now there's an idea............