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Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-07 08:52:40

The_Drifter
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside.." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here" Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"

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	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-07 09:41:00
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	i like it lol

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-07 12:13:07
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Nice one Drifter lol

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-07 17:10:03
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	pmsl! excellent!!!

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-07 20:24:37
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, October 03, 2005 Posts: 416 Location: huddersfield United Kingdom	nice one drifter lol very good

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-08 18:48:03
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 1492 Location: all of it Thailand	pmsl pure class

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-08 18:49:13
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl.....nice one!

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-08 20:08:46
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	tis a good un pmsl

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-09 13:05:12
Motorhead 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 10, 2004 Posts: 581 Location: Sunderland United Kingdom	Still on top form I see drifter lol, keep em comin!

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-09 14:32:44
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	that is brilliant lol lol lol

	Morning joke for u all - Posted on 2006-11-09 20:18:28
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	oh, so the wee boy was a catholic then,,now i no why he was so wide...lol..brill joke by the way.

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