Explain "A dog on heat" !! - Posted on 2006-11-02 21:04:50
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A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum may I take the dog for a walk around
the block?"
Her Mum replies "No because she is on heat."
What does that mean?" asked the girl.
"Go ask your father. I think he is in the shed."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat and to come and ask you."
Dad said. "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said "OK,
you can go now but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
Surprised Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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Explain "A dog on heat" !! - Posted on 2006-11-02 21:59:06
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Explain "A dog on heat" !! - Posted on 2006-11-04 15:54:16
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Explain "A dog on heat" !! - Posted on 2006-11-02 21:04:50
