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Kid with a problem - Posted on 2006-11-02 09:25:54

The_Drifter
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A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom, I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says, "Well, pussy and bitch." She says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

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	Kid with a problem - Posted on 2006-11-02 11:07:39
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	pmsl

	Kid with a problem - Posted on 2006-11-02 14:15:14
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	Kid with a problem - Posted on 2006-11-02 14:59:08
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	playboy on a shelf in the garage?.......tis a bit far to go for a shuffle eh??

	Kid with a problem - Posted on 2006-11-02 17:27:46
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	not to mention a bit cold out there too!

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