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sorry a few more - Posted on 2006-11-01 20:42:16

mandi6763
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*And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. * So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?". *So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". * Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here". *A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything". * A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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	sorry a few more - Posted on 2006-11-01 23:55:13
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	where on earth are you getting these from pmsl at the lot

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