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froog you may appreciate this lol - Posted on 2006-11-01 14:08:12

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There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage on a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap! When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it. And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I can't wait to make that kissing noise and slap that English ******* again.

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	froog you may appreciate this lol - Posted on 2006-11-01 17:43:56
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	LOLLOLLOL!!!! love it hehe

	froog you may appreciate this lol - Posted on 2006-11-01 19:38:10
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	pmsl, brill daisy

	froog you may appreciate this lol - Posted on 2006-11-01 23:57:45
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	super one daisy see its only scots replied so far hehehehe

	froog you may appreciate this lol - Posted on 2006-11-02 02:09:15
welshlamb 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 699 Location: wales United Kingdom	hehehhe liked it!

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