some more one liners - Posted on 2006-10-31 19:51:11
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar
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*So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?".
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". *
But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack
myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
*You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a
catholic converter.*
So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance
caller", he said "Not you again".
*He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a
condiment". *
Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example
Goran, even he's a witch.
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some more one liners - Posted on 2006-11-01 01:41:01
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pmsfl
some more one liners - Posted on 2006-11-01 13:59:37
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some more one liners - Posted on 2006-10-31 19:51:11
