mandi6763 1300cc Superstar
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These daft one liners just made me chuckle so I thought I'd pass them on
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
*So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said
"Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're
closest". *
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the
night before and shoot the fox.
*I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to
pull a fast one". *
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris ". He said
"Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly, but I'm no Dean Martin".
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some oneliners - Posted on 2006-11-01 14:05:32
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar
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some oneliners - Posted on 2006-10-31 19:49:44
