a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 10:28:29
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced seven children, Holle Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile… Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produced a daughter and Eat Schitt named her after his mother – Noe Phucking Schitt.
Two of the other seven children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to travel the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them.
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 11:06:57
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good one bear lol
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 11:50:35
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Good on ya mate....Seen this a few time but still love it!
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 18:21:36
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i know jack schitt and i'm proud of it lol
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 18:22:27
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and i have heard that fulla schitt is abit of a slapper cos loads of people r full of her
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 19:05:25
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ive never had her,so a wouldnt no.
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-29 19:18:50
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a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-31 15:37:43
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roflmao, excellent bear, gonna copy and keep this
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-10-31 17:05:02
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Are you clearing the old jokes out of your cave before winter bear ?
Having said that it is a good one :o)
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a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 07:11:55
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i didnt recall seeing it before.... ahh well
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 08:31:06
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It doesnt matter young Bear.. For peole like me with no memory of a couple of seconds ago ...It a god send that repeats happen.. lol
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 09:01:41
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Mark always tells me off for repeating myself ............ but i'm sure i don't repeat myself infact i'm positive i don't repeat myself but then again Mark does tell me off for repeating myself
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 09:03:33
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oh and btw martin u have too much time on your hands to go trolling through old posts to make a point lol u could have just said repeat lol
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 12:50:34
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roflmao@roeby now thats funny lol tickled me that did lol pmsl
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 18:12:46
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I do hope your not suggesting im a 'Troll' Roeby !!! eeeeek
Actually i did a quick search to back up my comment!
I knew id posted it before but also remembered seeing it posted by someone else!
ANYWAY who cares ... it is a GOOD ONE :o)
I was just pulling bear's leg as it happens! Oh shyte!!!
a family tree pmsl - Posted on 2006-11-01 19:23:51
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no i wasn't calling u a troll martin its a phrase .......... or is it maybe just a up north phrase ........... oh god i don't know but i wasn't calling u names either way lol