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    The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 07:47:25

The_Drifter
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> The Leopard and the Poodle > > A wealthy old lady decides to go on a safari in Africa , taking her > faithful, aged poodle named Cuddles along for company. > > One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, > Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard > heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having him for lunch. > > The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some > bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the > bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! > I wonder if there are any more around here?" > > Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of > terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the > leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" > > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby > tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for > protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him > heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and > strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. > > The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, > monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving > canine!" > > Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits > down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, > and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's > that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" > > Moral of this story... Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!

 

 

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   The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 12:04:18

r1froog
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brilliant.

 

   The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 17:19:00

ana
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good one lol

 

   The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 19:26:17

gfisher
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brill pmsl

 

   The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-31 15:42:30

daisyduke
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good one drifter

 

   The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-31 16:55:10

suzuki_goddess
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excellent!

 

 



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