The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 07:47:25
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> The Leopard and the Poodle
>
> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a safari in Africa , taking her
> faithful, aged poodle named Cuddles along for company.
>
> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
> Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard
> heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having him for
lunch.
>
> The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
> bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
> bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about
to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
> I wonder if there are any more around here?"
>
> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
> terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the
> leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
> heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
>
> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
> monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
> canine!"
>
> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
> and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's
> that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
>
> Moral of this story... Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery
will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with
age and experience!
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The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 12:04:18
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brilliant.
The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 17:19:00
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good one lol
The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-29 19:26:17
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brill pmsl
The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-31 15:42:30
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good one drifter
The leopard & the poodle - Posted on 2006-10-31 16:55:10
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