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Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-21 21:58:10

kenp1947
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

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	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 00:55:39
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	f**k right off!

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 01:40:51
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 1492 Location: all of it Thailand	:):):):):)

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 18:29:51
kenp1947 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, July 31, 2005 Posts: 771 Location: Cheltenham United Kingdom	Oh Dear Gixxer I take it from your elucid and weel wrriten reply you didnt like it LOL

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 19:22:47
catherine 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 913 Location: Montgomery United Kingdom	REPEAT!!!!! Lol

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 19:27:57
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	he he

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 21:51:24
philpass 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 188 Location: dewsbury United Kingdom	another masterpiece

	Sat Night Joke - Posted on 2006-10-22 23:21:08
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	i admit, i did sing it...ssshhhhhh! lol

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