HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 02:57:31
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*When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.
*If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetary, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house, move away immediately.
*Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
*Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
*If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
*When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.
*As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
*Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
*If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
*If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
*Do not take *anything* from the dead.
*If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
*Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
*If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
*If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
*Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
*If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
*If the chance comes along, get your Ex-(insert title here) to do all of the above on Halloween.
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HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 08:19:35
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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hehehehehehe i wasn't expecting the last one lol
but your very right with all the others shorty and u can be very assured I don't do any of em cos i'm a chicken when it comes to ghosties and monsters oh and clowns!!!! arrgghhhhhhhhh run away quick!!!!!!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 09:24:14
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 09:54:30
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 14:15:21
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lol why do the girlies always wear white nighties too? im fine cos im not coming out the cuboard till its over,
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 14:31:37
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The scraping noises would not stop, the moans grew louder, So in haste the fools went down to the cellar and started to look around. Then she switched on her torch, a deep growling voice said "Thanks i could not see you till then" and the monster killed her and ate her all up.
Women ehh !!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:01:06
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ohhhhhhh nooooooooo ox was it anyone we knew? pls tell me it was pmsl
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:05:39
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lol roeby , its no good i aint coming out this cubpoard
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:08:39
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Your so callous roe muwhahahahah
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:08:24
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its not fright nite yet ana lol
actually i remember one halloween last year or the year b4 when davie thought it would be really funny to tie a mask to a big stick and put it up to my window!!!!! i sh*t myself lol
no doubt Mark will do the moving of the teddys or something else he thinks of on halloween to scare me ............ its not big or clever Mark so stop it (pls xxx) !!!!!!!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:12:25
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Note to self, special delivery to roe All hallows night, big box with springy clown jumping out....................
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:13:47
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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u want to kill me don't ya ox!!!!!!! that would cause a massive heart attack!!!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:15:47
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RE: Pussy control, see us men know all the tricks!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:18:00
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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so u r saying u have to scare us in to submission? actually what am i asking of cause thats what u men do! d'oh!!!!
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 22:45:36
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roeby, you will get the male population talking, if you suggest such things as being submissive! pmsl
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 02:57:31
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 08:19:35
HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE - Posted on 2006-10-19 14:15:21
