Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-18 21:31:33
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Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-18 21:37:40
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so true..bet u all wish u were men.
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 02:52:46
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True, True........guilty of all and happy too!
ROFLMAO!
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 08:21:57
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its not big or clever u know lol no need to be so bloody smug!!!! lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 08:47:11
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lol wooooooo! We rule!
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 08:50:53
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well look what the cat dragged in ............. hiya motor how the hell r ya?
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 09:05:31
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lol , but just think of the all the fun you miss lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 13:23:22
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lol roeby and ana....in fact....WE RULE!!!! ner ner ner ner lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 13:31:38
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BUT......us women.................
* ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants!!!!!
* ...Don't have to run a super-sharp piece of metal over their facial epidermal layer each and every morning of their adult lives.
* ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance"
* ...ALWAYS outlive their husbands.
* ...Have a wide variety of commercial, sweet smelling deodorants for their sex organ.
* ...don't ever have to hold one nostril shut while blowing a huge loogie out the other (although i have actually done this myself....LOL)
* ...can terminate a bladder emptying event without waiting for 'the shake' (well, drip dry if no bog roll.ooops! lol)
...have an astute, innate sense of when to change underwear before it becomes a Petri Dish for bacteria development.....
so there you have it!! pmsl
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 13:53:22
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pmsl blondie,, weve got it hun, ner ner ner
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 13:52:11
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rebutal:1 rearranging testicles is never a chore
2 shaving is optional for blokes (i dont shave) whereas women who dont shave their legs and pits have to resort to WAX (there are blokes who submit themselves to this effeminate treatment also but they is all poofs and as such dont count).
3 bludgening someone to death with a baseball bat and claiming hormonal imbalance is indeed a female only get out, however us blokes just make sure not to get caught in the first place (lakes are very deep round here lol).
4. it has often been pondered on why women outlive thier men... it is a simple enough thing to understand however... the bloke just looses the will to live.. interestingly single men live longer (at least as long as a married woman does so its the womans fault!)............. anyway why have just one woman? there is lots of em after all.
5. errmmmm i just use soap and clean my bits, i dont need to use deodarents, and by the way they dont taste nice (the deodarents i mean).
6. blowing yer nsoe like that is one of lifes pleasures blondie (and as you have admitted doing this i know you know this to be true).
7. us blokes never waste an opertunity to shake our bits in public.(specially good in front of the woman yer dating not so good if yer in the company of nuns)
8. goes commando.
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 14:08:29
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pmsl bear...
Yes, ive done the nostril thing, even confessed to a drip dry (as one cant shake as havent the organ to do so) and as for the hormonal imbalance..my PMT isnt PREmenstral tension, its PERmanent menstral tension....so could chuck body in lake and maybe get away wiv that one n all...lol.......GIRLS HELP ME OUT HERE!!!! IM digging myself deeper as per lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:04:37
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blondie don't panic (breath lass breath)
its easy and simple and i've said it b4 we r the boss and r happiest cos we own the pussy and as the keepers of said items we get away with murder in ever sense of the word lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:09:04
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lol roeby ,, see we have got it so there ,,, lol,, suck on that one ,, so to speak ?? oops lol
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:10:35
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Waving the "pussy" about dont make you the boss, it just gives you a slight advantage. We have a easy soloution to that, we see the bird next door.
Better warn conniston Bear, they need to make it deeper!!!
Why men are happier than women!! - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:15:14
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