It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year, we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whisky, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and
fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
It is being done as a public service.
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Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-18 08:18:17
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yuk!!
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-18 15:11:34
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Cool! This is the sort of information I like!.....better order another case of wine then! woo hoo!
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:11:50
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lol yous a star drifter ,, now i have proof lol
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 16:57:05
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" I never drink water, fish fuck in it" W.C. Fields
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 17:01:17
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The average whale deposits in excess of 50 gallons of sperm per ejaculation, now you know why the sea tastes salty................!
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 17:11:16
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did you know that salt water is actually a natural spermicide....... no wonder there aint all that many whales! southern right whales to avoid the salty doom for their precious jizz mate out of the water..... no really.. they both swim down to a fair depth and then swim back to the surface at speed (they are humping all the way up) when the mating pair breech the water the male ejaculates and withdraws (and you though blokes were a bit quick ladies) the female then seals her bits shut against the inrush of sea water and so ensures the next generation of the southern right whales... oh and they got there name because they were discovered in the southern hemisphere and were the "right" size for whaling ships to catch!
im a mine of useless information me
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 22:42:42
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how come you know so much about stuff bear? am dead impressed
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 22:45:51
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You should not have asked that!
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 22:46:25
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why? i dont understand the politic stuff he types, but other things, i find him very knowledgable!
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-20 03:37:01
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so now we no,,,,kims a whale.
Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-21 22:10:44
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Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-18 07:11:00
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Why I drink - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:11:50
