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D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-17 19:31:27

Vita_Noval
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Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get here?" Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?" Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack." Johnny: "Oh man, if you'd checked the walk-in freezer we'd both be alive!"

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	D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-17 20:37:28
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	brilliant lol

	D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-17 22:59:24
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 135 Location: derry United Kingdom	hope u dont be telling all them mad jokes when ure over here ash will be gagging u with something

	D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-17 23:36:28
Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, April 07, 2006 Posts: 326 Location: cheshire United Kingdom	Hay keeva or should i call you my (honey pot), i will be too busy serviceing you and your car to tell jokes (ok forget the car).

	D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-18 08:27:34
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	D'oh!!! - Posted on 2006-10-18 09:16:04
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	ayy up slap long time no see.

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