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Real Life - Posted on 2006-10-17 19:28:00

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PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

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	Real Life - Posted on 2006-10-17 20:38:53
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	there not funny there true!!!!!! lol

	Real Life - Posted on 2006-10-18 13:04:10
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	PMSL Theyre brilliant and yes very true Lol .... nice one mike Lol xx

	Real Life - Posted on 2006-10-19 15:00:42
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl,, very true ,, can tell the mums on here lol

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