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joke2 for tonight - Posted on 2006-10-17 19:20:43

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>>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 >>litres >>of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a >>head of >>lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack >>of bacon >>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt >>To check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the >>items in >>front of the cashier. >>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly >>stated,"You >>must be single." >>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was >>intrigued by >>the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. >>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing >>particularly >>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk >>to her >>marital status. >>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know >>what, you're >>absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" >> >>The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

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	joke2 for tonight - Posted on 2006-10-17 19:45:08
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how did you know that? The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly." its easier to send on if ya do it like this, that took me 3 mins of my time ya bastid :P

	joke2 for tonight - Posted on 2006-10-17 20:35:20
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	thats really funny lol

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