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Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 00:07:42

Vita_Noval
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A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa,look at the size of that f*cker!" Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, Sorry father,but that's what this fish is called - it's a F*cker fish" Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. Look at this huge f*cker" says the priest, spotting the bishop. Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop. No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest. "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that f*cker and we could have it for dinner". So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?" he asks her. My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. No, sister that's what the fish is called - a f*cker, " says the bishop. Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "wonderful, I'll cook that f*cker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught the f*cker!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the f*cker!" says the bishop. "And I cooked the f*cker!" says the mother superior. The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, Pours himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You c*nts are alright."

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	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 08:09:11
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	lol

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 09:37:37
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, October 03, 2005 Posts: 416 Location: huddersfield United Kingdom	pmsl very good lol

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 12:05:05
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	more than excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 13:23:36
exmitoman 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, November 05, 2004 Posts: 268 Location: herne bay United Kingdom	pmsl, class joke ninj

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 17:22:35
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl ninja good one

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-16 19:58:13
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Very good Ninj. Keep em coming like that.

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-17 12:12:11
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Thats a corker Ninja lol

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-18 18:19:40
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	heheheheheheheheheheheeee! pmsl!

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-19 22:52:19
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl....brilliant!

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-20 09:52:44
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	LOL

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-21 21:57:40
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	liking that lots

	Fish?? - Posted on 2006-10-21 23:15:42
Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, April 07, 2006 Posts: 326 Location: cheshire United Kingdom	I'll try and get more like this guy, it looks like this went down well. lol

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