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off on holiday! - Posted on 2006-10-13 09:10:47

loz
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ok this is my last few hours at home before im off to wales on an adventure week lol so i thought id leave you with a joke! (i found it really funny lol) If Your Family Tree Doesn't Work Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother, too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

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	off on holiday! - Posted on 2006-10-13 09:34:10
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol loz ,, have a great week hun ,, tc

	off on holiday! - Posted on 2006-10-13 10:35:01
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	How to tie your brain in knots. Have a good one Loz, don't fall in any ponds.

	off on holiday! - Posted on 2006-10-13 13:51:00
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	have a good one loz

	off on holiday! - Posted on 2006-10-14 11:47:27
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	that soo made my head hurt good one though loz, have a super holiday tc

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