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One for the ladies!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-10-11 23:20:02

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ONe morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," he said, and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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	One for the ladies!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-10-11 23:28:15
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	was she blonde?

	One for the ladies!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-10-12 08:12:05
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	One for the ladies!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-10-12 09:42:54
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol ninja,, very probally frogg hehe ,, its a ploy hun lol

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